This one goes out to all you Saula fans out there.
My instructor gave us a list of made-up words.
One of the words was “pawler.”
…CELTA doesn’t think “Pawler” is a word, you guys.
Oh, Simon. You are a ridiculous, terrible, impossible man.
Just get it over with and marry Paula now, dammit.
Wait why is there more Saula fuckery going on? Can’t those two ever just fucking chill?
Eh, maybe he’ll finally marry her to make up for the whole nasty business.