So THAT’S why those names have always bothered me just slightly.
Click here to watch Jon and Stephen battle it out to see who is the galaxy’s biggest Star Wars fan.
I came back to Tumblr on the perfect day
Geek guys who try to escape from a reality that makes them feel inferior by burying themselves inside a cocoon of “logic,” nihilism, and objectivism/anarchism/Asian cultural fetishization/whatever other faux-intellectual philosophy makes them feel better about themselves
Y so anon?
No, not yet. I’m a slow namer. I might wait until I get the other kitten and name them both together based on what they remind me of. I’ll update when I’ve picked a name!
zeggy a réagi à votre billet “Today I bought my new kitten a toy. So far today he has instead…”
Get him one of those thing-attached-to-a-stick-with-elastic-string toys. My roommate’s cat loves them so much she’ll drag them around the apartment and drop them at you feet until you play with her.
dendensden a réagi à votre billet “Today I bought my new kitten a toy. So far today he has instead…”
I found him running in the middle of the road all scared and lost a few days ago and brought him home. Poor thing wasn’t quite ready to leave his mama yet. When I first found him he wasn’t really sure how to eat solid food, sleep alone at night or drink from a water bowl without getting it up his nose, but over the last couple of days he’s gotten the hang of it.
Today I bought my new kitten a toy.
So far today he has instead played with a balled-up grocery bag, a piece of string, a rug, my hair, my laptop case, my hair chopstick, and a piece of potato.
ETA: He has also played with an empty yogurt container.
MULTIPLE people I am following are asking what these are, why we call them holy when only one has a hole. If they are made by the same company, and what is with us praising these.
I weep for you people, from other countries. WEEP.
Aussies may have Tim Tams.
EU may have Kinder and All sorts of fantastic biscuits.
USA? Has GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.
Not only are these things SINFULLY good, they are only sold for a bit over 1 month of the year, depending on region, that month of the year changes.
That middle one is Chocolate, Caramel Coconut. The left one is Peanut Butter, chocolate and sex on a stick aka crumbly cookie/biscuit.
You can eat em straight from the box, but pros? Pros eat these bad boys frozen.
And thin mints, man. that right one? THIN MINTS. You may have heard of these. Chocolate biscuit infused with mint essence coated in dark chocolate.
Those thin mints.
The Thin Mints for which every grown ass American on a Medical Diet cries for when they see a girlscout.
The Thin Mints with 1000 copycats, and not a one of them successful.
Girl Scouts, regularly boycotted by Fundies and Anti-choice nutters, not only taste amazing, but you get the joy of giving money to a good cause, while subtly flipping the bird at overly wound up fundie groups.
It’s like donating to Planned Parenthood and getting a box of double dark chocolate with fudge filling tim-tams especially made for them.
The reason we eat them frozen is that we buy as many boxes of thin mints as we possibly can during that short sale period, and then store them for the dark months, like proud American squirrels.
like proud American squirrels.
Accurate. Stunningly accurate.
I’ll never forget when I was a Girl Scout and my mom took us to the rural neighborhoods around where she grew up, mostly run-down and inhabited by elderly people. I was shy about knocking on people’s doors, but they were SO STOKED to see us. Most of them hadn’t seen anyone selling Girl Scout cookies in years and they kept talking about how much they’d missed them.
Oh god, Admiral Cain from BSG is on Orphan Black and I am just screaming internally NOOOO GET HER OUT OF THERE DON’T LET HER HURT MY BABIES AGAIN
YOU GUYS LOOK HOW GREAT THESE JEANS LOOK ON ALISON. Like, they actually fit her like jeans should and I DON’T KNOW IF I’VE EVER SEEN HER WEAR JEANS THIS TIGHT I’M SO PROUD. It looks good on her!! WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS, FOUR FOR YOU.
I FEEL LIKE HER LEGS ARE REALLY LONG? WHY HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS. I mean it could be the angle idk BUT SHE JUST LOOKS REALLY LANKY IDK. Her legs are longer than Ron’s.
I am so here for Alison starting to wear tighter jeans.
YOU STOOD NEXT TO HER HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE HER LEGS ARE REALLY LONG OMG
Sooooo wow I wish someone had told me not to watch that final scene in the last GoT episode, bc that was literally the most violent, bloody thing I have ever seen in 24 years of frantically avoiding ever watching violent, bloody things, and I am about 99% sure I’m going to have a terrible nightmare tonight.